Good Work, Detective!
Police! Being a cop must be a stressful, shitty job. If movies & TV have taught us nothing, copper's lives are filled with PTSD, drugs, anger, insecurity and the like. But it's no excuse for acting like a reckless asshole with a gun, right?
Hells no, it's the Police Round-up Time Fun Hour, gang!
Your man Prawo Jazdy is a slippery fellow. He's wanted for 50 different driving offences all over Ireland. Now, Prawo was clever because every time they booked him, his driving licence had a different address. All the cops in Ireland had a different theory about how this 'Scarlet Pimpernel' escaped the clutches of the law.
Finally, the penny dropped; Prawo Jardy is not a Hungarian name, but the Polish words for "Driving Licence".
The coppers had caught 53 different Polish drivers, but thought they were dealing with the same man. Naturally, the Polish community in Ireland had a good laugh about Mr. Prawo Jazdy.
In Louisiana, a young woman was driving home when she was pulled over for speeding.
The state trooper approached the window with ticket book in hand.
"I bet you're going to give me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball, yeah?" she said.
"State Troopers don't have balls, ma'm."
There was a moment of silence; he tipped his hat, got back on his motorcycle and left.
A woman in Arizona reported to police that someone must have stolen her mail, as she did not receive birthday cards from all of her friends.
Worth the shot, I wonder? Ah, goddamnit, I forgot to put film in!!
To end on a bummer, close to 80% of all SWAT team activity in the USA is to execute search warrants. So, yeah.. there's that.
Au revoir!
Hells no, it's the Police Round-up Time Fun Hour, gang!
Finally, the penny dropped; Prawo Jardy is not a Hungarian name, but the Polish words for "Driving Licence".
The coppers had caught 53 different Polish drivers, but thought they were dealing with the same man. Naturally, the Polish community in Ireland had a good laugh about Mr. Prawo Jazdy.
In Louisiana, a young woman was driving home when she was pulled over for speeding.
The state trooper approached the window with ticket book in hand.
"I bet you're going to give me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball, yeah?" she said.
"State Troopers don't have balls, ma'm."
There was a moment of silence; he tipped his hat, got back on his motorcycle and left.
A woman in Arizona reported to police that someone must have stolen her mail, as she did not receive birthday cards from all of her friends.
Worth the shot, I wonder? Ah, goddamnit, I forgot to put film in!!
A vigilante group in Ilorin, Nigeria apprehended a group of would-be car thieves, including one man who "turned himself" into a goat.
The mysterious goat, according to the police, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, and later "transformed" into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.
"While one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned into this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is." Mohammed said. The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.
In Pennsylvania, a woman pierced black kittens in the ear, neck and tail and then marketed them as "gothic" over the internet before she was charged with animal cruelty. She was trying to sell the kittens online for hundreds of dollars, PETA said. The woman said she didn't see the difference between piercing a cat or human, and pleaded not guilty.
Don't be a clown!
Police in South Dakota arrested 60 year old man after catching him performing various sex on a traffic sign in another residents yard.
After searching his home, police found a “large amount” of videos showing the man having sex with various traffic signs. The man has been charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy, and six counts of public indecency.
Au revoir!
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