Thinkin' and Drinkin'
A retired policeman conducts a fast-paced class on conflict management. He shows a video of a woman driven berserk by the fact that you cannot get chicken McNuggets at breakfast time. He asks the class if they have ever had a difficult customer, and every hand goes up. Students are then urged to share their advice. (“Serve drunks quickly…”).
Here are a few recipes for mixed drinks that I've cooked up over the years:
The Ginger Slim
1oz bourbon (Jack Daniels or Maker's Mark seem to work best)
1/2 bottle of Grace brand Ginger Beer (it's gotta be Grace, no other ginger beer packs a punch like this island brand)
1/4 of a lime
Sprig of mint
Mix in a Tom Collins glass, serve and enjoy!
The Randy Rickey
1oz Tito's Handmade Vodka (gotta be Tito's, yo)
1/4 can of this shit that Arizona tea company makes, Mango Lime Rickey or Pop Shoppe Lime Rickey
1/4 of a lime or lemon, both work awesome
More mint
Mix in a Betty Ford Clinic bedpan, serve and enjoyyy!
See the way she's holding the bottle, and near her mouth, too. It's not a bottle, it's a euphemism to get you to think champagne will get you blow jobs. That's some next level Mad Men level shit right there, sexy ad making me want champagne..
BEER HUG!!
This song always reminds me of drinkin'..
See the way she's holding the bottle, and near her mouth, too. It's not a bottle, it's a euphemism to get you to think champagne will get you blow jobs. That's some next level Mad Men level shit right there, sexy ad making me want champagne..
I can't really imagine any beverage/liquid more disgusting than the following, a bastard hybrid of Bud Light and Clamato juice. Apparently, Mexicans love it. I suddenly feel ill and/or racist.
"Plastic donut, can of spam.."
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