Potential Children!!

Ah, the macabre, the bizarre, the disturbing! Is that a person or a ghost or what, my how exciting and intriguing! Is my house haunted, just like those people on the tee veeeee?

Recently, at least one US Veterans Administration building was reportedly compromised because of the crushing weight of the paper files inside, due to massive back-up of claims. This is what happened when it reached critical mass. Note: The Sonic was not damaged in said 'splosion.

Fuck Wendy's. They make their fries from children, people!! Wake up and smell the soylent green!

I don't know if this Coffee Time is open or closed, honestly.

Ok, so Method Man can fly and Redman is tall as an Aspen pine tree. Johnny Blaze & Funk Docta should definitely try out at the next Justice League recruitment seminar, this Saturday at the Mariott convention room, right off I-9. 

Yeaahhhh, ok, this is super offensive, in a few ways. Try and name all the ways this could be viewed as racist!

I had heard Nic Cage, the greatest American actor of our generation, had fallen on a few hard times, had his pyramid house repossesed, his llama impounded, but.. a Serbian biology textbook?

Sometimes, all you need is to just read a book in a cave, with a skeleton. It happens to us all, from time to time.  

Here's a fun one: I'm pretty sure I wrote this one, while the Syrian uprising was getting started, err..last summer?

Wow, ok, sometimes things are so adorable, they are slightly shocking. Pedro, 3 months old, is one of those things.