Welcome to the Modesty Contest!

Hey Interwebs! Welcome to my new blog-o-sphere, Modesty Contest! What is it that is up? 

 Like most blogs, I've created this as an outlet for all the stupid, fun shit I find in my daily travels on this insane series of tubes, such as music, video, pictures, and other assorted bizarre, entertaining trash. 

 Hope you enjoy! If not, hey, go blow a goat! 

 -Alex
All the best of the internet, concentrated in one shitty blog!

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